An original, code-drawn goose that waddles across your screen, honks at you, judges you silently, and — as a public service — closes your YouTube tabs. You may continue using your computer. For now.
YouTube, Instagram, Netflix — the goose marches to the close button, honks twice, and pecks. "closed your youtube. you're welcome."
An Entitlement Meter rises while you ignore it: content → miffed → indignant → wrath. Honks escalate. Footprints appear. Notes are filed.
A transparent overlay — your cursor passes through everything except the goose itself. Pet it to apologize. It may accept.
Quit the app and the next launch opens with: "I noticed you tried to evict me. bold."